I'm sorry I'm not sorry!

It's been a busy summer so far! Between the hot weather, moving and traveling, I have totally neglected my blog. Fail. Please forgive me and enjoy a few of my fav pics from the past 2 months....

Dressed Up Just Because!

Alison and I decided we deserved a fancy dinner at List and some drinks. Somehow that developed into an awkward encounter at a convenience store in Belltown and then vodka shots in my kitchen. We tried.

Rocko really missed us while we were away so we included him in our 2 person dance party. Might I add that I was the third wheel all night with Alison and her boyfriend and I only complained like 3 times! We also crashed a speed dating event at Rob Roy. I would be lying if I said I didn't contemplate getting involved.

Aside from working at Red Bull, I moonlight as Alison's personal photographer. It's just something I do on the side, along with taking Rocko to that terrible dogpark on Pine and watching seasons 2 and 3 of The Office. It's the simple things that keep life interesting, right guys?

Anna and Jeanina's Bday Bash!

Last week we celebrated Anna and Jeanina's Birthdays at Moe Bar. Both ladies were looking hot and we had an awesome time dancin' and drinkin'! I get one drink in me and I become the worst photographer ever. Good thing these pics are not being posted on a highly publicized blog or anything...or...are...they? Shit!

Birthday Girls!

Anna is lookin super hot as a blond!! And I'm loving the heels and the romper! Dirty 30? For real? I hope I look like that when I'm 30!! Damn girl.

Matt introduced us to his alter ego...Punani. I want to go out with her again, she's hella sexy. Although I don't appreciate her looking hotter than I do in a dress. Damn you Punani!

JoJo looked super cute in her skirt! I liked that it's super girly..but it's still simple in black and white.

I got this dress at forever21 for like $25. I like the high collar and classic style.

Alison decided to rock my vintage Chloe corset...she looks way better in it that I do because she's tan. I have issues pulling off light pink, uuggg I'm so generous with my clothing.

Now for some party pics! You know you love it...

Cut it out you two.

Trying to get a decent dancefloor pic...it isn't working.

Will Disaster and Teada...looking uncomfortable.

Bday girl #2 Jeanina!

Our fav bartender Kristen

Niece, Aunt and friend.

Marylee and Jeanina!

Did you guys know it was Jordans bday???

Before and After! The Bday girl is ready to party!

Some hot babes.

Pretty good turn out, I'd say.

Annnnnd the night is finally over. But don't worry, we're going to start drinking at noon tomorrow, because Jordan is really serious about binge drinking on her big day.

Hour 10

Looking Good.

You know it's time to go home when Jordan has stolen a cowboy hat from an innocent snake wrangler.

Thank you Red Bull!

Last week I was able to travel to Spokane for a Red Bull excursion. Who says you can't mix business with pleasure?

This is a memorial statue of Mr. Davenport, the founder of the insanely respectable hotel we stayed at...and Bailee decided to molest him in front of 3 valet guys, and two desk clerks.

Stole these. Mary btw is a klepto.

This is the Isabella Room in our hotel...we snuck in before some big event so we could run around like annoying tourists. This hotel has been around since the 1920's.

This guy is a hot piece of man candy. Obviously.

The whole crew! Put those drinks on the Red Bull tab! Wwooooo!!

Double Trouble.

We felt like being dramatic....

These two know how to work it!!!!!!!!

A few party pics from the Mad Rad show...

I'm really digging this skirt. I'm enjoying the exposed zipper most! Plus the colors are earthy and subtle. Can't go wrong with that!

Jordan is channeling Betty Page on this fine evening. She's the only person I know who can pull this look off. I'm pretty sure if I wore that skirt I'd be shot with a tranquilizer gun within the first hour of leaving my apartment.

Alison found those killer booties at Forever21! They're so freaking cute...as long as she doesn't lean backward at all. Those things are dangerous. Dangerously CUTE, Ooooh!

Haha Kelly!!!! Yess!!

Just a few of your neighborhood friendly DJ's

JoJo and Scottie. Nice hat?

Ali and JoJo

Look at my crazy friends. They think they're sooooo cool. Ok fine. They're pretty dang cool.

Jordan splurged on that h&m jacket and it fits like a glove. Work it...and the silver booties? Yowza!

Alison stole that F21 flannel from me, but it looks better on her so I can't be too bummed.

Them Gemz aint so RUFF

On Saturday night, we ventured to Lo-Fi to get our dance on. I think we did a pretty good job (normally, you can tell by the amount of sweat on our party dresses...gross right? TOO BAD.)

Matt...get off Deb.

Could she be any hotter?!! Get out of here!!!

Get it! Get it! (That is what I'm shouting as I take the pic.)

Aww me and babygurl JoJo

Friday Night!

Jordan drank for the first time in like 3 months! This was a big night. Her and PBR had a special slow motion reunion that we all got to observe...I might have even shed a tear or two. We felt it was our duty as good friends to participate with her as much as possible on this special occasion.

Teada's top is actually a dress and it was made my Alpha!

Matt looking hot as always! Rocking the Joose per usual.

Jordan's dress is from H&M and it was only $16!!! Nice lollipop wtf, haha!!

I felt like mixing it up. I looked a little crazy, but I was feeling it.

Alison knows how to party. Top (Urban Outfitters)